What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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