i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Couch. On fire.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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