i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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