So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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