worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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