I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He uses pillows to masturbate.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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