just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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