so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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