i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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