we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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