Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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