I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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