Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
