I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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