she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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