Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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