doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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