i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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