This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
don't judge my taste in strippers
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
