Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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