I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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