please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Text me some of your sweat
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