He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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