Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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