That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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