Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You were trust falling into bushes
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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