Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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