she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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