Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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