we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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