the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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