If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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