i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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