i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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