so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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