my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.