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  my life trainwreck boards at 9:30

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• (714): View more from California

  after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

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  We've got ourselves a situation

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (518): View more from New York

  bad decision saturdays are such a good decision

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper

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  Restraining order pending?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.

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