So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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