Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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