this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
