There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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