Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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