my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Terrible idea I love it
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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