we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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