im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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