Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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