I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
How external is "for external use only"?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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