so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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