I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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