eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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