They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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