talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i've created a new STD.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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