Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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