We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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