what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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