are you still at the devil's house?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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